Home grown organic words from my Brain Farm.
Word of the Day: Doughbroid (noun) the lump on your butt from a diet of tasty deep fried donuts.
Word of the Day: Porkriah (noun) anyone with a slight cough and sneeze.
Word of the Day: Crudittes (noun) The stuff that comes out of your keyboard when you shake it upside down.
Word of the Day: Buttransfer (verb) A seat warmed by the previous posterior.
Word of the Day: PanderPanic (verb) Mass hysteria created by roving cable anchors with snappy graphics.
Word of the Day: Knuggled (verb) When your co-worker says your idea won’t work and then a month later pitches it to your boss.
Today’s Word: Ponk (verb) When you hit your head on the underside of your desk when you leaned over to pick up the donut you dropped after spilling your coffee on your pants.
Today’s Word: Squink (verb) What your eyes do when you quickly pull on your undies and they are backwards.
Today’s Word: Stumpflezizzler (noun) The green thing at the back of your closet that moves when you move.
Today’s Word: Phartle (noun) Gas Pockets. Dogs are blamed for these
Today’s Word: Chuffler (noun) a person who makes you do their part of the powerpoint for the meeting.
Today is Hump Day, named after Englebert Humperdink…singer of such fine tunes as The Last Waltz, A Man Without Love, There’s a Kind of Hush (All Over the World), and more…
Word of the Day: Dumple (noun) The thing stuck to your eye. Resulting from A) bar fight B) Slept on your rug or C) passed out while eating Chili Fries.
Word of the Day: Cablegumped (verb) What happens when Time Warner internet access goes down and you are stuck staring at a spinning rainbow wheel.
Word of the Day: Gawupple (noun) What you get when your jelly donut falls into your lap when you slam your brakes on.
Word of the day: Snurggle (verb) The action of pulling the covers over your head while snuggling with your dog/cat/beloved/Barbie Doll. Snuggified: the object being Snurggled.
Word of the day: Noofler (noun) someone who hovers over the donut counter and takes forever to decide whether to take the jelly or the cruller. Nooflering: the act of hovering.
Word of the Day: Gurfnukel (verb) Its the hollow sound your head makes when you walk into a wall because you haven’t slept the night before.
Word of the Day: Slumph(verb) to start the day half hunched over and half awake while mumbling. Similar to “Murph” only without the Drooling.
