
Beijing/ The Oriental TaiPan
I am one of the most sensitive people you will ever meet. I cry whenever I watch the part in Blade Runner when Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer) lets go and falls to his death, I take in rescue dogs, I find homeless hamsters, I do almost as much Pro Bono as Bono (except I don’t travel by private jet).
This is my story about how I almost ran screaming from a spa in Beijing.
I love spas. Here in Los Angeles, the going rate for a facial averages $100 -$200. In Beijing, the capital of China, it’s $25- $75. For a foot rub with a choice of beverage and snack, it is 55RMB (US$8). That’s one hour of a masseuse rubbing your feet and a neck massage. The masseuse is paid an average of US$10 a day. In China, like Japan, there is no tipping.
So here I am sitting in this puffy giant Lazy Boy Chair, my feet in a bamboo bucket of heated herbal water. In walks this really cute young dude. He’s going to rub my feet. First I am thrilled; then a weirdness sinks in. “Hey, somehow this isn’t right, he rubs feet all day, he rubs the feet of people who aren’t very nice or people who don’t see him as nothing more than a human foot roller”. My second thought went to how most strippers hate their clients. (I know this because I have known a few…strippers).
As he rubs every toe, I fight the urge to sigh and say “more”. My brain flips back to Human Rights Mode in a blinding flash, my toes stiffen up.
“He’s doing this to make money to go to college, but he really hates every minute of it…he rubs feet for money…”
Cue in the lyrics from Hall & Oates:
She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s dancing like she never danced before
She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s dancing like she never danced before
Dang my ultra-sensitive bleeding heart brain!!!
I couldn’t just enjoy the moment. Nooooooo…I had to read all this stuff into it.
After the really great foot massage, I secretly tipped him and had him pose with Mister Pooh.