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What I/They want in a SmartPhone

Posted on my Wall on Facebook:

What I want in a smartphone:
1. Tazer
2. Dental Floss dispenser
3. Scanner
4. Thermometer
5. Starts my car
6. Intuition ie. “He’s all wrong for you”

Pretty simple.

Interesting Comments from Facebook friends:

7. Prozac dispenser.

8. Leg/floor waxer

9. I always thought a lighter would be a good addition. For the stoners out there who are always losing their lighter.

10. I want it to live for me, so I can just sink into an Ativan induced coma. Anything short of that is unacceptable for my lifestyle.

“Hello, you have reached Robert’s mobile phone. I will now be making all decisions for Robert, so please leave your request after the tone. I will call you back between the hours of noon and 1:30 on the second Tuesday of the month. Thank you!” BEEEP.

11. Remote control
For anything. Hamsters. Fried eggs. Remote control over even the gross physical elements around you. It works by amplifying brain-stem impulses into focused gravity wave transmissions. Download it now. Or else.

12. Juicer, thingie that records cops’ badge numbers, Radar detector, hot plate, price tag printer…

13.
1) Knows everything in the universe.
2) Grants you both omniscience and omnipotence.
3) Inexhaustible power supply.
4) Communicates directly with God.
5) Indestructible
6) Requires no actual physical device. Can be taught to anyone in six easy classes.
There you go. The ultimate “smartphone”.I think that just about covers all of the above. Someone start designing it.

14. Nail Clipper

15. Bar of Soap

16. Vaporizer

17. Dog poop locator, picker upper and disposer

18. Toaster

19. Cat Barf Search and Destroy

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A Common Thread

on KCET

A thread is made from many strands, each strand strengthens the other, with time it will fray and eventually break, but if you continue to add to that thread, it will last for an eternity.

Juan Devis’s series Departures explores the waves of Chinese immigration to Los Angeles, my grandfather was part of the first wave immigrating to my home country Canada. His story is similar to the stories of Chinese immigrants to North America, the loneliness, the racism, the search for identity in a country that didn’t understand them and the gratitude for the chance to make a better life for themselves and their families  MORE>

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Happy New Years from Angkor Wat

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For more about my travels through Southeast Asia go to: KCET.org

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Bliss Under Pressure

I am tired. But a good happy tired. Productively tired. But still tired. I get up at 6am and log off around 10pm. Between all the work I have to do, I take short breaks and go outside to the garden and just stand there and stare.

The feeling of just looking at flowers revives me and I am ready to go back and work. That is how I relax. It’s a short vacation outside of my work bubble that freshens me up. You could call it meditation, it’s a brain breather.

Time to go outside and look at all the solar lights I installed, like stars sparkling amongst the cool darkness.

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Where I Am

Well not here lately.

Why?

1. Lots of work. Good.

2. Producing Events for Alumni at Art Center. Good.

3. Tearing the garden apart. Good.

4. New Roof. Good.

5. Contracting a painter to paint house. Good.

6. House Guests. Good.

7. Tired. Not Good.

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Jump

In October 2005, I quit my full time job at the Workbook. I didn’t have a job to go to, or many paying clients. All I knew was that I had to strike out on my own. I was without a sail or a set course. Money was tight, but we got through. I joined flickr and found a community that was supportive and collaborative, I filled out my LinkedIn and started to delve deeper into the internet. I wanted to succeed quickly and I wanted it all at once. But that wasn’t going to happen.

2006, 2007, 2008 flew by and slowly the connections I made along the way has set a path for me. My work that people found online was published in books and magazines. I started to build up a resume and portfolio. I worked more than I relaxed, but it was alright, I was doing it for the future.

Today during a conversation with a friend, I realized that my diving off that cliff 3 years ago has prepared me for the economy ahead. If I hadn’t left that job, I might have been laid off eventually and found myself rudderless. I had prepared myself for this economy by letting go of an identity four years ago, and now I have created one right for these trying times.

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Inauguration Day

Good Morning. Today our hearts shine as bright as the Sun and the light within will now be revealed in all of us. Los Feliz, CA

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Landing on Water

As the jet plane touched onto the icy waters of the Hudson River, the passengers aboard gave their trust to Capt. Sullenberg and to their higher powers to bring them safely home.

The passenger list was as diverse as our country, but their hope was united. MORE>

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Phishing and the Gag Reflex

Phishing and the Gag Reflex

This set off my Gag Reflex today, I was sent an invite to a “select membership” website that touted that I could interact with “other affluent” members around the world.

From their website: “Membership to ___ is completely free but requires a demonstrated minimum household net worth of $3 million US; or a minimum annual household income of $300,000″ MORE>

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My New Year’s Resolutions

Happy New Year! So 2009 heralds in Hope, Courage and Change. What about your New Year’s resolutions? I have made my list of Ten Resolutions. Not your usual list of “eat less”, “smile more” and “call home more often”, but a list of internet resolutions – the kind no one really knows about except you and only you will know if you stick to them.

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